πŸ”₯ NATIVE APPLE SILICON LIQUID GLASS HUD + RUNTIME CIRCUIT BREAKER

Stop Claude Code, Cursor & Zombie MCP Servers From Freezing Your Mac.

Public GitHub issues document Claude Code hitting 129 GB RAM (#11315), 500 MB/min idle RSS leaks (#67433), 47+ GB of untracked /private/tmp/claude-* logs, and 169+ orphaned stdio MCP processes. Install our Apple-Notarized macOS menu-bar HUD & reaper (with hard-coded herdr / tmux session protection) or run the 150ms Roaster below.

⚑ Instant Pro Guard β€” $19/mo (1-Click Stripe) ⬇ Download Free for Mac (.DMG) πŸ“¦ Corporate-Expense Guard Kit β€” $49 πŸ’¬ Roast Our Stack (5-Sec Critique)
🍺 Prefer Homebrew? Install the Apple-Notarized Cask (macOS 14+ Apple Silicon β€’ Notarized ID 748b2c5c-5e10): brew install --cask igorganapolsky/tap/mac-yolo-safeguards

🎯 Choose Your Agent Protection & Scale Path

4-PATH HYPER-ONBOARDING

Select how you run AI agents today to get the exact guardrails, rubrics, and automated ROI model:

πŸ’» Solo AI Dev
Freeze-Proof Single Mac
Kill runaway Claude Code 129GB RAM leaks & zombie MCPs. Keep your primary Mac fast.
$19/mo Pro Guard β†’
🏒 Team / Studio Cluster
Multi-Mac Safeguards
Deploy to M-series Mac minis & Studios running background agent fleets. Corporate receipt.
$49 Corporate Kit β†’
πŸ“Š Agent Rubrics
Measure What Great Looks Like
Audit memory leaks, swap burn, zombie child processes, and deterministic test passes.
150ms Instant Audit ↓
πŸš€ 1-on-1 Triage
Live 20-Min Architecture Fix
20 minutes with Principal Systems Engineer to trace your exact memory thrash & configure guards.
$499 Triage Sprint β†’

🧹 13-Category Clean AI Waste

Reclaims 50+ GB of untracked /private/tmp/claude-* runaway logs, orphaned iOS Simulator runtimes, and stale agent caches in 1 click without touching active sessions or SQLite databases.

⚑ Sub-Second Zombie MCP Reaper

Automatically sweeps orphaned PPID=1 stdio MCP servers (npx, uvx, node) and throttles runaway processes before macOS hits swap thrashβ€”while hard-whitelisting herdr and tmux.

πŸͺŸ Native Liquid Glass Bento HUD

Compiled natively for Apple Silicon (NSVisualEffectView translucent HUD + menu-bar telemetry pill) with built-in MCP tools (bin/mac-yolo-mcp) for Claude Code, Cursor, and Codex.

πŸ§ͺ Try the Zero-Install Mac Agent Stack Roaster (In-Browser or Terminal)

Run in terminal: git clone https://github.com/IgorGanapolsky/mac-yolo-safeguards && ./mac-yolo-safeguards/bin/yolo-roast β€” or paste your ps -axo pid,ppid,rss,%cpu,etime,command | head -n 40 output below to compute your Mac Agent Hygiene Grade locally in your browser (zero data leaves your Mac):

πŸ™ Post Score + Critique on GitHub

  

πŸ’¬ Brutal 1-Line Critique (Turns Directly Into an EARS Spec & Regression Test)

When our reaper killed an operator's active herdr session or buried Top Hogs in the HUD, we shipped deterministic fixes the same day. Pick a category, type 1 sentence, and submit in 1 click (zero legal checkboxes):

Real Public Failure Modes We Intercept

Public BugUnprotected MacWith Mac YOLO Safeguards
claude-code#11315 (129GB RAM)System freeze / hard rebootAuto-throttled & reaped at threshold
claude-code#67433 (500MB/m idle)Silent multi-GB swap burnIdle leak reaped; active session safe
Orphaned PPID=1 MCP servers150+ zombie node/uvx procsOrphan sweep reclaims RAM in <1s
/private/tmp/claude-* bloat47+ GB hidden disk exhaustion1-Click 13-Category Clean AI Waste
herdr / tmux sessionsKilled by naive OOM scriptsHard-whitelisted (exit code 3 protected)

Self-Serve & Team Tiers (Verified Live Checkout)

TierPriceBest For
Community DMG & CLI$0Notarized macOS app + 150ms yolo-roast
Self-Serve Playbook$9.99Solo dev threshold tuning & scripts
Mac YOLO Pro Guard$19/mo1-Click Stripe: HUD + Reaper + MCP Guard
Corporate-Expense Kit$49One-time team LaunchAgents & receipts (<$50 card)
Reliability Diagnostic$49948h root-cause trace + custom guardrails
Hardening Sprint$1,5007-day fleet rollout + CI/MCP circuit breakers

How Mac YOLO Safeguards Compares to CleanMyMac, Mole & iStat Menus

Capability Mac YOLO Safeguards CleanMyMac ($39–$89/yr) tw93/Mole (CLI) iStat Menus 7
13-Category AI Coding Agent Waste Purge (/private/tmp/claude-*) Yes (+50 GB reclaimed safely) No (misses agent temp & MCP logs) Partial (general caches only) No (telemetry only)
Orphaned PPID=1 MCP Server & 129GB RAM Leak Reaper Yes (<1s auto-reap) Manual GUI quit only No daemon reaper No
Hard-Coded herdr / tmux Session Protection Yes (exit code 3 protected) No No N/A
Built-In MCP Server (bin/mac-yolo-mcp) for Claude & Cursor Yes (11 native MCP tools) No No No